The First Two Months
The First Two MonthsI’m flying out tomorrow, back to Canada to visit my son for his birthday. This first two months living in Jamaica was always meant to be a test run because one never knows if they’re going to love something until they try it. I’m the most diehard Jamaica fanatic I know and I still knew that there would be things I’d hate about living here full time. Get out your popcorn because I have a feeling this post will be longer than usual and will be spilling a lot more info than I’m prepared to share.
I just realized I haven’t made a blog post in 9 whole days which is pathetic for me and I’m sorry! That brings me to my first issue – living here and trying to be self-employed – it’s beyond easy to get derailed and sidetracked! For me the hardest part is my friends in the neighborhood who are used to me being on vacation but I’m not on vacation anymore. So they show up at my gate or call every day and ask what I’m doing. I think they secretly hate that I work and can’t just hang out at the rum bar all day anymore, which brings me to my next issue about living here – rum.
Forget safety in Jamaica because I’m more concerned about my liver than I am about getting shot in an unsafe street. Rum is just too available, too cheap and too easy to not drink it. There have only been a handful of days in the last two months that I haven’t had at least two drinks, which is a sharp contrast to my life in Canada….I can’t remember the last time I drank there. I’m not saying I get drunk every day here but I am saying that compared to my quiet, liquor free Canadian life I feel like I need to detox.
You know the old saying “Nothing is certain but death and taxes”? Well there are a few additions to that list where Jamaica is concerned. One of the certainties here are curry stains – you cannot and will not avoid them. Cockroaches are another but the cool part about roaches are that the longer you live here by yourself the more you learn to just deal with the disgusting things and stop calling your neighbor to come kill them.
Some things I’ve learned about myself:
***I absolutely can’t keep up with hair growth here. It HAS to be the hot climate but I can’t shave my legs fast enough before I feel like a wooly mammoth again, in less than two days.
***Living in Jamaica doesn’t not chase all the blues away and cure depression. Happiness is inside you and living in a tropical country isn’t going to make it all better. The sun is shining and the men are cute but it doesn’t take long to see through it all and realize you’re still YOU.
***It’s lonely. I moved here as a single female, not to be with a Jamaican boyfriend (like most people believe). I have a lot of “surface” friends here but only a handful who would go the extra mile and could rely on in a pinch. It’s funny, when you live here full time a lot of the good friends migrate to the surface friend side.
Some things I’ve learned about being self employed here:
***Internet can and will ruin your life unless you’re one of the lucky ones who gets a great provider the first time. Not all places in Jamaica are created equal and what works for someone up the street may not work great for you.
***Don’t put all your eggs in one basket, meaning diversify when it comes to ways you earn money. Inevitably there will be some sort of “fuckery” that comes along to put a wrench in your plan so it’s better to have multiple work streams, unless of course you’re already wealthy when you move here.
***You CAN make very positive connections in this country! So same as anywhere else, get out and network sometimes. Don’t see everyone as your competition because they just might be the connection you need tomorrow. For real.
One of the biggest things I’ve learned about myself here is that in my first two months I absolutely DID NOT accomplish anything I came here to accomplish. I was easily sidetracked, had major internet issues and had some non-paying clients. My first bundle of money ran out and I have just enough to get myself home tomorrow and pay my June rent. Yes, I’m disappointed in myself and need to go home to Canada and regroup, re-plan and rethink my return to Jamaica.
A few things in general that I’ve found about living here:
***There are MANY great and wonderful people here who aren’t out to take advantage of you. I can’t count how many times I’ve been picked up on the roadside in the rain and offered free rides home, etc. Foreigners rarely get anything for free here so I’ve been really appreciative and thankful for the great people I’ve met.
***I’ve really never wanted to bring up the man topic but my eyes have been opened since moving here! I’m not involved with man here but I do get the opportunity to hang with lots of male friends who’ve opened my eyes, I think it’s fun to watch LOL. I thought I had them and their game figured out but you really need to be here in person, full time to watch it in progress. It’s interesting and I’ve built a tolerance/understanding towards it, if you can believe it.
***JPS and Digicel suck and if they see this post and want me to elaborate I would be more than happy.
***When you have a car no one wants to give you gas money but when they have a car they ALWAYS want gas money. Yes even some foreigners don’t pay and it makes life kind of rough here.
So I think that’s it for now. The biggest disappointment of all is that I’m leaving the island and hardly have any more to write about til I come back in a month’s time. Because I ran out of money I’ve been pretty much stuck to home for the last few weeks and haven’t been on the road at all. The only thing I can ask is PLEASE don’t abandon me because I promise when I get back to Jamaica in June I will produce what I came here to produce.
In the meantime here are some shameless plugs for myself and my endeavors in Jamaica.
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All that you’ve written I’ve experienced and more, I’ve lived here for six years permanently and I have TWO good friend who look out for me – the female feeds me, gives me money if I’m broke and her shoulder is there for me to cry on. A TRUE friend, the male will do anything for me, I only have to ask and vice versa.
I have many many acquaintances and I am loved and respected by the same many but to be honest all they want is either your man or your money or both! I’ve learned to sift out the good from the bad.
Trust is a BIG thing here and I never trust because if I can’t afford it – I don’t buy it but not so here. We’re owed thousands of dollars for the work we’ve done for people who won’t pay and if you ask them for the money it starts an argument and they turn it around on you. And if you tell them they can’t take the goods without payment they won’t come back for it. You just can’t win. They want something for nothing.
And its the same with gas for the car. We have transported many for nothing but when I wanted to go to the airport and gave a supposedly good friend $1000 to put toward the gas (the taxi fare would have been $280) he charged me $4000. He seemed to have conveniently forgotten all the times we took him where he wanted to go for free. I learned the hard way about gas money and friends when I first came to Jamaica and it put me off coming back but I did…….
Rum – I rarely drink it because I don’t like the smell and it gives me a massive hangover – so i don’t bother but I know its easy to get hooked on it.
Curry stains – what DO they put in the powder so the pretty yellow colour turns a disgusting brown and won’t come out? I manage to get it out of my stove/fridge by using scouring powder and it fades in time but certainly not from your clothes.
JPS – Kristi I sympathise with you. My last bill was $5,600 but In only used $1,400 in electricity. The rest? $3,500 in fuel and gas charges. WHY am I paying more for fuel than the current I’ve used???? The remaining $700 were customer charges etc. Its disgusting and then they have the cheek to charge you for reconnection…..
Digicel is the SLOWEST 4G I’ve ever come across but no other problems.
We have very few cockroaches but my advice is get them on their back and watch them play dead then give them a huge whopping and take all your frustrations out on them…
Well Kristi this really is the real Jamaica – and you need to be strong and hard to survive but once you’ve mastered it you can be just like them and call yourself a real Jamaican. Don’t let anything put you off – put it down to experience and learn to be Jamaican…..
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Thank you so much for this Janet. I enjoyed your response and yes it’s a giant learning curve, especially doing it alone. I have to give a huge shout out to my neighbor Shane (best friend) who’s been almost my rock since I got here. He’s one of the ones I trust and know would help me in a bind. The cool thing is he’s not Jamaican either (Guyanese) and he’s told me he sometimes struggles with the loneliness too so we kinda fill a void for each other.
None of this has put me off but it’s kinda put me in a funk and made me realize I’ll be happy for the break when I go home. I never understood people who moved here, hated it and went home but now I kind of get it.
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Great article, keep up the good work.
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I am still uber, mega proud of you for “living the dream” even if its a new, eyes-wide-open, bastardized version of the dream. Now you can experience the real way of life there not a vacationized version.
Just don’t ask me for money! lol. Unless I am there visiting you and then you can act like most of the locals I have dealt with in JA and beg away!
love ya!
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LMAOOOOOO Erin!! You always make me laugh in some sick and twisted way!!!!
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JC, so that’s why you’ve seemed a little bit down lately. Well, a vacation in Canada sounds like just what you need. I’m looking forward to seeing what you decide to do when you come back.
The part about your friends turning up and wanting you to hang out all day, kind of reminded me of why I’ve never made much of an effort to hang out with any of the JOW crew. I would not be on vacation, so it would be difficult for me to hang out with people who are.
Anyway, enjoy your vacation
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That’s funny you said that about JOW people Stew, because now I could totally understand it and know what you mean.
Thanks for reading and commenting. I’ll be back.
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I’ve been following your blog for a long time an this post is the most powerful yet.
Stay focused, learn from mistakes and go get ‘em!
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great post – keeping it real
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Love your honesty! You know, I’m not sure if I could live there now (and we talk about it all the time) but I run my business totally online so if I couldn’t be guaranteed real good Internet access we wouldn’t be able to survive there financially.
Interesting to hear your take on things. Such a great post. Looking forward to when you get back.
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Thanks for all your comments you guys! I’m flying home today and will be back with a vengeance!
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Leave your soft side in Canada and bring your tough side to Jamaica….when in Jamaica do as the Jamaicans do…..
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A lot of things that you and Janet said ring a bell. I have also noticed that when I visited my homeland after not going for years everyone was happy to see me. I went back the next year and it was if I lived there and I had to act as if I did. You will be fine. Just try to understand the culture and the people and you will finally find your grove and things will be much easier and your dream will be fulfilled.
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I have never read a more honest piece about my country. I feel you as I’m going through the same plus MORE at the same time. But I am determined to make it work and I refuse to let them break me. I was going to just send you a private email to encourage you but I decided it was important to write this post so others can see you have die-hard supporters who have never even met you and to testify you that you are been honest to the bone (actually I’m pretty sure you must be sparing more gory details or is it just that I put myself out there too much or maybe having relatives who also want to screw you big time adds another dimension). Keep going girl, and if we have to team up to conquer this country we will. I still believe, after visiting many other countries, that strip away the BS, it is still one of the loveliest places with many wonderful people on earth! My mission is to bring back some civility to the place I was born and lived for the first decade of my life. Remember this… “You Will Succeed” Lata! I’m heading back in June, so you will be able to say you have a another TRUE friend even though she is not yet a full-time resident. And maybe that’s the key, I’ve decided it’s too much for me to be full-time just yet. I honestly have to come back to Canada and regroup to have enough strength for JA. I also spent 2 straight months there and it almost killed me but I’m determined it will not conquer me. I will conquer it and live to tell about it. Oh, and by the way, the rum thing is wicked… I swear the heat increases your tolerance. Just a word a warning, now that you are back in Canada, my experience is that the tolerance resets to normal or even below normal levels when you are back here so one rum drink a week will have you flat on your back for a week! Trust me! I know of what I speak.
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JC – do you see how popular this blog post is? it’s because so many of can relate directly. and i’m with jamaipanese when he says this has been your most powerful blog post so far. i’ve been following it for about a year now & have enjoyed reading about your adventures across the island. and there is hardly anything that you have written about that i have not personally experienced – it’s uncanny to say the least. i admire your courage to make that move to a different country and a different way of life. and i admire you even more for being able to write so truthfully about your experience on the island without it sounding like you were ‘jamaica bashing” ! what you’re going through is typical – because that’s just life in the tropics mi dear. it’s good that you’re able to take a break and re group your thoughts and priorities – nothing wrong with that. but i feel pretty sure that whatever you do – it’s going to be one hell of an adventure and i for one plan to be there for the ride! walk good yah mi gyaal
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Thanks for the comments Liz, this seems to be my most popular post next to the Spanish Town ghetto one. I guess if people are continuing with the ride I still have reason to write and make things work!
One thing I think with people who try this and make the move is they aren’t honest about the real stories because it’s like they don’t want to admit it’s harder or worse than they thought. Why hide it? Why sugar coat it?
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Wow. Today is the first that I have been on this blog and have found it truly fascinating, funny and moving. Currently going through similar things as I made the move from the UK in April. Reality is setting in for me to take a deep breath and get myself in gear. Keep on keeping on.
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Di! I’m glad you found my blog and you’re liking it.
There seems to be a lot of us who have done this or want to do it.
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I think you have achieved quite alot,hang in there,and keep up the good work!
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You said in your 1st paragraph you are going back to Canada to see your son…how old is he? I have lived in JA on and off for over a year and my ONLY problem has been not having my 16 year old daughter living there with me. I do live with my partner – we rent an apartment in St Mary, I got used to the single TV chanel, cold water and power cuts lol When I finally move there for good – which will be November as I’m expecting a baby and she has to be raised in 1 place, we shall have cable and internet (we were waiting since Jan for flow to connect us)
I just find Jamaica boring sometimes?? Lack of money, no car and nothing to do when it rains is difficult compared to UK where we have plenty. However having my OH there means we always find something to do.
Hope everything works well for you
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hi Sera. My son is 19 and lives on his own.
I agree with you on the boredom thing, if you don’t want to spend a pile of money the only thing to do is stay home! I was fortunate to have great neighbors so it was never too boring but still different from Canada.
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Thank you so much for sharing this! Nervous and excited for my pending move, but your stories are helping make it a little easier.
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Glad some of these stories help April. Looking forward to our chat and anything you want to know just ask! I fully support what you’re about to do!
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been going there for almost 10 years and I totally know what you are talking about. Take care and keep the good work going
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